Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 02, 2022

How about some lucky numbers instead.

not one stinkin’ chance at all

sadly, they both know Andy too well!

The governor of Kansas bet the Kansas City CHIEFS will win the Super Bowl. She bet 15 dollars.

that’s what I call, mutual understanding.

@Number Three Today’s strip is funny . the chance of our Hero Mr Andrew Capp is minimal :o) my avatar is a spoof of al ady lawyer offering her legal advice, after all no male ever won an argument against a female I never have not even against our Calico queen cat Bella how was your day? our FINALLY FRIDAY should be a little calm with no shopping or errands to run , just keep inside the house and keep hydrated, till this evening when I will have my fav nosh , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Shabbat shalom, rjm and Eldo.

Of course, Not a Chance. She knows he doesn’t remember any of those dates. Try the number of pubs between the house and Canal Street. Number of cells at the precinct jail. Number of ounces in a pint. Now those are a snap.

I’m willing to bet a shilling that tomorrow’s strip will be that those numbers did in fact win! But Andy didn’t play those numbers.

Two out of three ain’t bad. It’s just the last one I don’t remember. ;-)

Susan00100 – Interesting…..

When ever I see Andy walking away I wonder if he was once the esteemed Minister of Silly Walks.

I only play the lottery because I DO have a set of numbers, and if they hit but I didn’t play, I’d feel like a moron.

Flo playing the lottery? But Andy may well not remember any of “her” numbers.

The odds of Andy remembering those dates are even greater than the odds against winning the Power Ball lottery!

My parents used to play the lottery. They used the same numbers every time and only ever won £5 here and £10 there. Never won big.

I know for a fact that nobody is going to agree with me but you should always change your numbers regularly to have a higher chance of winning.

Now my parents play “The Postcode Lottery” which is 50p a draw. Our postcode has come up a few times but again they’ve only won £10 here and there.

It’s all down to luck.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

Today has been a good day. I haven’t been out though. So that’s yesterday and today I haven’t left the house. I do plan to go out tomorrow. We’ll see.

Another one of my tasks on Cashback.co.uk has been approved so that’s another couple of £ I’ve earned. Like I said though, I can’t cash out until all 15 stages have been completed. There are 3 or 4 tasks on each stage but you only need to complete one to unlock the next stage. The other tasks are optional.

It’s a bit of a pain to remember to cancel free trials on a certain date and opt out of marketing emails from the companies you sign up for but it’s money at the end of the day. Can’t wait to see how much I’ve made altogether.

Enjoy your favourite nosh today, pal. I’m currently having a few strawberries that’s left because I feel a bit peckish and I won’t be having my favourite nosh until after 8pm. It’s 6:40pm now.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal. See you after the weekend!

I have never actually played the lottery, but I have scratched off some scratch tickets every now and then. The most I’ve won is two dollars. My brother once won ten dollars.

Not a chance at all!