Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 12, 2022

you’ll be back, Andy

Hit the bricks sponge find a job

“Don’t let the door hit you where the Lord split you…” -Flo

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny Flo’s ignoring our HERO Mr Andrew Capp ‘s threats is classical :o) my avatar again is our fav actor Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean grinning because he’s in a good mood like I am, how was your day? our MANIC MONDAY should be very busy but we will cope I hope, we are staying inside the house and keep hydrated till this evening when the greengrocer van comes up our street keep safe and hanks for caring young Lady

No need to plead. Was never necessary.

next time Andy, at least muffle your mouth or something so she wouldn’t hear you clearly and MAYBE ask you “What?” then shrug

Quick, Flo—while he’s gone, get the locks changed and call in a good divorce lawyer!!

Soooo what else is new says flo

Flo can’t say anything until she’s done laughing.

Flo should throw at a party at the nearest pub where Andy hangs out at and buy a round of ales for everyone! Except for Andy, of course.

When you leave someplace, you should have a some destination in mind to go to. Where is Andy heading to? The park bench?

And what is your contribution to this marriage again?

Andy…….payback is he!!…isn’t it?

Well if you’re finally listeneing to me, I’ll stay.

Better check for you purse Flo.

AU REVOIR AND ARRIVEDERCI AND ADIOS.

I make it a point to get the last words in with my wife. Yes, dear.

Andy must not have his pigeons anymore.

She agrees with you.

Flo should have Ray Charles playing as background music. Paul Simon would be an alternative. For you youngsters I’ll provide some clues to ease your search for the relevance of these artists to the strip. For Ray search for Hit, for Paul search for 50. You oldsters have no excuse for not knowing these two songs.

She heard but she doesn’t care.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie!

The other day, I signed up to a research panel and one of the research projects is about the registration process of blood and plasma donation. I’m waiting to hear back. If I’m eligible, I will get £60 for taking part. Fingers crossed! I saw it as an advert on Facebook.

I also downloaded an app called “Shopmium” and I have over 2 weeks to claim my free gift which is either a 102g bag of Malteasers or a 110g bag of Cadbury Bournville Giant Buttons. Both are £1.50. I have to purchase one of them, take a photo of the receipt, scan the barcode on the product and I will get £1.50 back via PayPal account or bank transfer. Hope to use it as much as I can.

I start my new volunteer job tomorrow and I can’t wait. After that I’ll probably go into the supermarket to look for those Cadbury Bournville Giant Buttons, I’m choosing those.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

Finally Flo comes to her senses.

So what else is new, Andy?