Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 07, 2023

Oops!

and it’s amazing that you kept him in the team despite being rubbish all that time …. oh .. yeh … the beer ….

I guess practice does not make perfect!

At least he’s hitting something……

If that isn’t friendship… then it must be for the beer.

Shabbat shalom and chag sameach to my fellow Jewish posters.

And Happy Easter to all Christian posters.

Today’s ‘Inkpen’. https://www.gocomics.com/inkpen/2023/04/07?ct=v&cti=1124455

Didn’t know Chalkie was a southpaw.

Telling, Andy is at least 41 years old

It helps if the other team has been drinking more than you.

Chalkie is cuddywifted.

? Off subject , what did these two do in the Army ?

Chalkie is so bad… How bad is he? … That he couldn’t tell a bulls eye from a bull’s butt. Dilly! Dilly!

Good Friday everyone. Just for You, Jesus died.

I hope Affie is going to enjoy his favorite nosh today. I’ve got a good idea what he’ll be doing Sunday morning at 9:30 Malta time.

Chalkie couldn’t hit the broad side of a bar.

Rubbish he may be, but he is good at paying the tab!

"Tinkle"and “crash” are two sounds that you don’t want to hear while playing darts.

One Limey complementing another?

Last weekend an Ice Carousel created on the lake in front of my house broke the Guiness World Book record. Google search ‘Maine Ice Carousel’ and look for the video posted just a few days ago.

I used to be fairly decent at darts. I have no clue how I’d pay today.

You’re cut off! How’s my dart playing now.

The only reason Andy has not kicked him off the team is because Chalkie buys Andy his beers.

The last episode of “Seinfeld”, the judge who was sentencing the gang for failure to abide by a “good Samaritan” law, wondered: “How did you four ever find each other?” I’ve wondered more than once the same thing about Andy, Flo, Chalkie, and Rube!

Chalkie has a secret. He is not left handed.

doesn’t surprise me at all. i’ve been playing darts daily for years and years and i’m still rubbish…

He should be the goalie on the dart team

Good thing they aren’t playing lawn darts.