Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 26, 2023

he sure should (besides…. where’s the insult?!)

Free half pint! You are forgiven, sir!

Now, Capp can filch the other pint! Not good planning, young man!!

I’m gonna point at you. And I’m gonna point back at you.

You made your point now get out.

Sorry Andy, but the kid’s right.

He was sent by one of the other teams.

Oi! Dilly! Dilly, Andy, me lad! Priorities! First the Pint, then Pummel the Puffed Out Poser Poof! And Pilfer his Pilsner while you’re at it.

That way, Andy gets to drink his pint too!

He wuss just about to leave anyway.

…and he was good enough to leave his OWN pint behind. Good night for Andy!

OK lad, lesson learned, if you’re gonna insult someone, make sure you’re down to one gulp.

I guess the lad didn’t think him too old to fight.

When did Andy ever wait to go outside to fight?

That “casual observer” might have beat Andy in a “fair” fight but we know Andy doesn’t fight fair.

Now Andy has two pints. Mr. Purple suit has got to be really clever or really wussy. (Probably both.)

IJBOL!!!

He knew Andy would not leave his pint to fight also he can have the other guys as well because he ran out

Andy Capp debuted in 1957. Assuming he was at least 21 then, he’d now be 84.

London Prize Ring or Marquess of Queensberry rules?