Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 14, 2024

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Is the “Dear Abby” carried in UK papers? Maybe if Flo read it regularly, it might help put her life in perspective.

he should replace the horses he bets on if he can sleep like that!!!

Our Mr. Capp is VERY talented!! Sleeping while …. standing up!!!

\SHMIRK/

At least she let it all out.

Passed out is more like it.

Amend to that.

At least she limited it to just last week. If she listed everything from their marriage, it would last until the sun burns out.

Aw.. should have been “beep” not “prod.” Well, prod is okay I guess. “Boop?” Maybe “toot.” No that’s the other end. Okay, we’ll go along with “prod.”

The British newspapers do have “Dear Abby” type advice columns, written by what the locals call “sob sisters.”

Flo, give it up — it’s not worth your aggravation!

Huh? What are you going on about Flow?

Well, at least Andy hasn’t had too many ales. His nose isn’t red.

He’s asleep

Unconscious.

Andy acts that way to all who try to amend him.

She still has not learned all of Andy’s tricks……….zzzzzzz !

Just one hour? To be fair that is a long time to keep Andy’s attention.

Panel Four: BALOOMP!!

Andy’s concentrating on what ploy to use to cadge drinks.

Must have been the drone of her voice reciting his vices that put him to sleep.

A roundhouse right would be more effective than a mere “prod”…..

He is more than half dead.

Flo you should know the only thing to keep Andy awake is a pint or a fight in a pub

More like out cold.

Be a smart woman, punch him and throw him out.

Andy got his snooze alarm set.

Passed out in mid-rant.