Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 19, 2024

next time coach, hire the pub.

That soccer ball looks a little like a cat’s face.

With Capp out of the game, the team will probably recoup and win.

You’d rather change to win now or Grandpa’s left

I think that’s the best strategy.

Don’t know what any of those mean. Maybe I’ll go with Andy.

I don’t understand anything about football or soccer, but losing 8-0 at half-time, I’d follow Andy’s advice, not the coach’s.

Andy seems to be ale-ing. And he shouldn’t be bitter about the score. But instead with the help of his stout friends, he should hop into the fray. And show the other side, yeast they forget, what a donnybrook of a game, Andy’s team can do. And afterwards, they can lager-ly head to the Public-House singing songs that they barley remember into the wee hours of the night.

So Andy is going to BOGOF.

Their ball looks like it’s seen its better days.