Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 04, 2025

Andy, that, or her cooking – choose!

Unfortunately, the only place she’d find a dress her size is one that makes slipcovers for furniture!

Just make sure you take ALL your money, Flo.

Flo, don’t you know that no man would be interested in a shopping trip for a dress? On top of that, what makes you think you can win Andy over with something non-alcoholic?

Flo: So, is that a yes?

It looks like the newspaper is announcing an early ‘spring’!

Aw! Go on Andy. You can hold her handbag while she’s choosing. Just don’t dip into her purse.

And they say there are no ’’stupid questions".

Don’t need to lower the paper. You’re on your fat arsse doing nuthin’, AGAIN. Who else COULD it be ??

My wife dragged me out to help her pick out a dress only once . She pick out a very nice dress , then I made a comment about a Housefrau dress , needless to say She never ask me to pick out new clothes again!

Just go get Rube to go with you.

Offer to take him to the pub after and you may get a positive result, Flo!

CLASSIC ANDY CAPP DEPT.

Panel (1.) Andy’s walking down the street and stops suddenly. He’s spotted Major Beamish, his old company commander approaching from the other direction.

Panel (2.) Andy’s informing us that the major made him a corporal whilst out serving in the desert.

Panel (3.) Andy gives the major a right hook and leaves him lying on the pavement.

Panel (4.) Andy informs us he was originally a sergeant!

She trusts ANDY’S taste in fashion? She’s been nipping at the sherry…..