Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 26, 2025

hey hey… give the man some credit! At least he is running WITH the ball (a rare sight that must be embraced)

I prefer the wings, myself.

At least he’s not fighting…yet.

Is it just me, or does his football strip look like prison garb?

What does his Dunlap belly remind you to buy?

A rare fat headed turkey with chicken legs ! (Actually, they’re not that rare.)

Hairy chicken legs? Ew David.

Hopefully legs with less hair!

If it was a horse race, he would be flying!

CLASSIC ANDY CAPP Dept.

Flo’s doing the washing, she passes Andy on the back doorstep. He’s sitting there cleaning his football.

As she walks past she remarks, “I wish you’d pay as much attention to _me!”_

Andy looks confused and breaks the 4th wall.

“Surely she doesn’t want me to rub her down with an oil cloth?!!!”

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Highly amusing Victorian poetry quote rejected by the algorithm for no reason I could figure. So make up your own and add the punch line ‘but I don’t think he was talking about Hartlepool’

Rugby is probably the only exercise Andy gets

Don’t Go In The Lion’s cage Tonight

I just choked on my coffee! Good one!

Notice the untied shoelace on his right shoe. I think Andy’s due for a fall.

Andy prating on by for the ladies. First time I’ve seen Flo’s friend Malid. First and last? Is Malid play on M’Lady?

Better call the constables, it appears that someone has rustled his calves.

Wouldn’t rather have chicken legs with meat on them?

Very funny!