Annie by Jay Maeder and Alan Kupperberg for January 08, 2009

“Something’s wrong here!” Ya think?

OBAMA: (on phone) Mr. President, something’s not right - Oliver Warbucks won’t return my calls.

BUSH: You too, huh? Secretary says he’s too busy in his office to talk.

OBAMA: I got the same response. Say, you think CENTCOM could send a Predator drone to peek in his window?

BUSH: I don’t think the PATRIOT Act authorizes that.

OBAMA: You gotta be -

BUSH: Just kidding. You saw his dossier. Half of what Warbucks does for us isn’t authorized. One Predator coming up.

m_ortal says: Susan- Uh… You’re not my sister-in-law, are you?

Hi, m_ortal…. Are you asking because you have a criminally minded sister-in-law named Susan? (Fair warning: we are legion.) I do have a brother-in-law whose name starts with M – are you an oceanographer and science nerd?

AKHenderson-good scenario. To think I had to ask permission to lock-n-load when I was serving…

TELL DUBYA TA BUZZ OFF

Well, DUH!

President calls! This proves real Warbucks and Joe the Plumber are one and the same.

This is another fine mess you’ve gotten us into, Dead Ollie.

OK, surely there’s video cameras in the office. Easy to see Ollie attacking. if there’s microphone capabilities, the whole pan’s there.

Morning, Anniephans!

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How do you expect to get the corpse to the furnace anyway? Maybe call maintenance to help you?