m_ortal says:
Susan-
Uh… You’re not my sister-in-law, are you?
Hi, m_ortal…. Are you asking because you have a criminally minded sister-in-law named Susan? (Fair warning: we are legion.) I do have a brother-in-law whose name starts with M – are you an oceanographer and science nerd?
margueritem almost 16 years ago
“Something’s wrong here!” Ya think?
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 16 years ago
OBAMA: (on phone) Mr. President, something’s not right - Oliver Warbucks won’t return my calls.
BUSH: You too, huh? Secretary says he’s too busy in his office to talk.
OBAMA: I got the same response. Say, you think CENTCOM could send a Predator drone to peek in his window?
BUSH: I don’t think the PATRIOT Act authorizes that.
OBAMA: You gotta be -
BUSH: Just kidding. You saw his dossier. Half of what Warbucks does for us isn’t authorized. One Predator coming up.
susanwobb almost 16 years ago
m_ortal says: Susan- Uh… You’re not my sister-in-law, are you?
Hi, m_ortal…. Are you asking because you have a criminally minded sister-in-law named Susan? (Fair warning: we are legion.) I do have a brother-in-law whose name starts with M – are you an oceanographer and science nerd?
Subtorp401 almost 16 years ago
AKHenderson-good scenario. To think I had to ask permission to lock-n-load when I was serving…
nelson-muntz almost 16 years ago
TELL DUBYA TA BUZZ OFF
jmworacle almost 16 years ago
Well, DUH!
ringo12147 almost 16 years ago
President calls! This proves real Warbucks and Joe the Plumber are one and the same.
mrprongs almost 16 years ago
This is another fine mess you’ve gotten us into, Dead Ollie.
OK, surely there’s video cameras in the office. Easy to see Ollie attacking. if there’s microphone capabilities, the whole pan’s there.
davidf42 almost 7 years ago
Morning, Anniephans!
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How do you expect to get the corpse to the furnace anyway? Maybe call maintenance to help you?