Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 28, 1996
Transcript:
Arlo and Janis are in a liquor store. Arlo looks at a bottle of wine and says, "This bottle costs $4.50." Arlo picks up another bottle and says, "And this one is $6.75." Arlo remarks, "It must be better." Arlo pays for the wine as the cashier bags the wine and thinks, "I love the wine business."
Actually it tasted worse and he is trying to get rid of it.