Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 14, 2012
February 13, 2012
February 15, 2012
Transcript:
There was more than one Valentine saint, About whom some's known and some ain't. We do know, for starters, that many were martyrs, And if they could see themselves now they'd all faint!
i_am_the_jam almost 13 years ago
Oh yes…. :P
David Bethke Premium Member almost 13 years ago
A limerick for Valentine’s day (and a clean one at that). How novel!
ScullyUFO almost 13 years ago
Was that the same man from Nantucket who had a physical abnormality?
Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Paw followed the pair to Pawtucket,The girl and the man with the bucket.He said to the man“You are welcome to Nan.”But, as for the bucket, Paw tuck it.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 13 years ago
There once was a man named McMahon,And McMahon was the name of that man.The man was McMahon,And McMahon was a man,But everyone knew him as ‘Nancy.’
fritzoid Premium Member almost 13 years ago
A Valen Stein (for Alice)
Rose is a rose is a roseIs a rose is a rose is a roseIs a rose is a roseIs a rose is a roseIs a rose is a rose is a rose.
pschearer Premium Member almost 13 years ago
So THAT’S why it’s called the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre! I’d had it wrong all these years. (Excellent joke, JJ.)
Ptorq almost 13 years ago
Then the pair followed Paw to ManhassetWhere he still kept the cash as an assetNan and the ManTook the bucket and ranAnd as for the money – Manhasset.
revisages almost 13 years ago
roses are red, violets are blue,st valentine dead liveth for you.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 13 years ago
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Give Red Roses to a Blue Lady on Valentine’s Day.
Toronto2 almost 13 years ago
Robert Frost:The rose is a rose,And was always a rose.But the theory now goesThat the apple’s a rose,And the pear is, and so’sThe plum, I suppose.The dear only knowsWhat will next prove a rose.You, of course, are a rose -But were always a rose.
mcapone over 2 years ago
10 years later, the violin case in panel 3 still cracks me up…