Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 14, 2012

Oh yes…. :P

A limerick for Valentine’s day (and a clean one at that). How novel!

Was that the same man from Nantucket who had a physical abnormality?

Paw followed the pair to Pawtucket,The girl and the man with the bucket.He said to the man“You are welcome to Nan.”But, as for the bucket, Paw tuck it.

There once was a man named McMahon,And McMahon was the name of that man.The man was McMahon,And McMahon was a man,But everyone knew him as ‘Nancy.’

A Valen Stein (for Alice)

Rose is a rose is a roseIs a rose is a rose is a roseIs a rose is a roseIs a rose is a roseIs a rose is a rose is a rose.

So THAT’S why it’s called the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre! I’d had it wrong all these years. (Excellent joke, JJ.)

Then the pair followed Paw to ManhassetWhere he still kept the cash as an assetNan and the ManTook the bucket and ranAnd as for the money – Manhasset.

roses are red, violets are blue,st valentine dead liveth for you.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Give Red Roses to a Blue Lady on Valentine’s Day.

Robert Frost:The rose is a rose,And was always a rose.But the theory now goesThat the apple’s a rose,And the pear is, and so’sThe plum, I suppose.The dear only knowsWhat will next prove a rose.You, of course, are a rose -But were always a rose.

10 years later, the violin case in panel 3 still cracks me up…