Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 19, 2012

I think I was hit by a truck, therefore, I was

♫ ♪ Grampa got ran over by a beer truck, ♪ ♫ Never knew Grandma could drive that way…♫♪

Oh, yeah. I stole dat from Da Yoopers, eh?

From Monty Python : ) “Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram, And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: “I drink, therefore I am” Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed; A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed!"

Some days I’m not sure if it beats the alternative…

I’ve decided I want to die peacefully in my sleep like Grampa, not screaming in terror like Grandma on the back of his Harley.

Everything gets stiff but the right part.

He especially seems old after a week of classic strips.

…you people have no idea…

I’ve never heard anyone who’s experienced it complain about the alternative.

Said Aristotle unto Plato“Have another sweet potato.”Said Plato unto Aristotle“Thank you, I prefer the bottle.”

…and you have a choice with the grass… you can either mow it or smoke it!!

He’s not that old, is he? Forty-something?

Granted you are, prove that you think.

You also have the option of ‘weed eating’ as well.:-D