Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 09, 2016
October 08, 2016
October 10, 2016
Transcript:
Janis: I'm going for my walk! Arlo: Why don't you walk here, in the backyard? Janis: The backyard? Arlo: Sure! We go to a lot of trouble and expense to make it peaceful and pretty! Why not take advantage of it? Arlo: Swimmers do it every day! Think of the yard as a lap pool! Arlo: You could walk a variety of patterns! Janis: The grass will die soon enough.
She’s on to him. I myself hate mowing the lawn, and I have a small yard….Everybody knows that grass is almost impossible to kill, right? Lack of water will not kill it…It will still come back….Sun? It doesn’t care…You can literally light it on fire and it will thrive afterwards….In fact it actually loves it….Anyway, my dad always said he was going to pave it and paint it green….