Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 22, 2017

If that was a chocolate chip cookie like my mother used to make, it might qualify for the 30 second rule.

It might have been the last one, too!

He obviously has not seen Osmosis Jones.

You know he wasn’t counting!

Behind the fridge and I doubt even Ludwig would to enforce the five second rule.

Throw it away.

Not from behind the fridge. ewww

Janis: “just don’t think you’re going to kiss me after you stick that in your mouth!”

Chip Gaines has a five month rule.

I was thinking of the song " On top of spaghetti…".

I would never drop a chocolate chip cookie on the floor. But if I did, it would be fine to eat. I wouldn’t eat anything that fell in all the dirt behind the fridge. Most people’s cell phones have more germs than their kitchen floor.

Boost your immune system – adhere to the 5-second rule!

Two words………….cat hair

I can’t wait to see the person who uses the 5 second rule after dropping a cookie in a fresh cow pie.