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Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 29, 2014
Transcript:
This morning...Walt and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to him unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell my stuff immediately." "Now why would you want me to do that? He asked. "I figured a man as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don't want some other bitch using my stuff." He looked at me intently and said, "What makes you think i'd marry another bitch?
paha_siga over 10 years ago
And you think that if he sells your stuff, nobody will use it?
Puchatek over 10 years ago
“Don’t be afraid, darling, she’s thinner”.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 10 years ago
I could get maybe up to $50 for all my b wife’s stuff.
ladykat Premium Member over 10 years ago
I guess the lad has a death wish.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 10 years ago
Walt is on top of his game…Centrum Silver vitamins?
Linda Pearson over 10 years ago
Wanna bet Walt dies first?!?!?!
Observer fo Irony over 10 years ago
Walt made one mistake already, why would he repeat it by marrying at all?
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
The look on Walt’s face says: “I know I’m in for it, but it was so worth it!”
Bargrove over 10 years ago
Walt: Well, I’d sell your golf clubs. She’s left handed.
Strider Keninginne Premium Member over 10 years ago
Aunty Acid left a hole big enough for several freight trains to go through when she made that comment and Walt saw an opportunity. Go Walt…before you get a nice comfortable room…in the ICU at the hospital.
Barker62 over 10 years ago
Fits my wife to a ‘T’ some days……LOL!