Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 14, 2014

I’m fine with spiders as long as they STAY outside.

But, but, but what will my cats do for entertainment? In the middle of the fricking night??

If only it were that easy.

Spiders are much aligned and wrongly so. They kill cockroaches, flies and many other insects that cause disease. Most spiders have a very tiny jaw that is far too small to bite a human. Spiders are ugly to the human eye and that is probably why they are feared. Much better to do a little research about the spiders in your area and find out which are the ones that are poisonous.to humans. Learn to identify those and then it is easy to avoid them. If you really need to remove a spider from your home use a large, empty glass jar and a piece of thin cardboard. Invert the jar over the spider and slide the piece of cardboard under the neck of the jar. Very easy then to take the trapped spider outside and release it safely.

I just replaced Spiders with “Water Bugs” and it works for me.

I have no problem with spiders. I just wish there weren’t so many black widows and brown recluses around here. Other than those two types this region has no poisonous spiders, but we have plenty of those.

Spiders seek out and eat things like you Aunty Acid, what you need to do is become a basilisk and you don’t have far to go, you already have the gaze.