I've name my dog 'Five Miles' so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.
will my doctor believe me if i tell him that?
And how long does it take you to walk Five Miles? When did you date five Miles?
Snerk!
Good thing she didn’t name it “Tiz” could get arrested for soliciting!
Here tiz….here tiz….
Just don’t say: “I walk Five Miles to pee every day…”
Like the guy who shaves up to fifty times a day …Because he’s a barber.
@Ogie D: That is a really old one! ;^)
Ol Skool almost 10 years ago
will my doctor believe me if i tell him that?
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
And how long does it take you to walk Five Miles? When did you date five Miles?
ladykat almost 10 years ago
Snerk!
ogie51 almost 10 years ago
Good thing she didn’t name it “Tiz” could get arrested for soliciting!
Here tiz….here tiz….
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
Just don’t say: “I walk Five Miles to pee every day…”
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Like the guy who shaves up to fifty times a day …Because he’s a barber.
hillsmom almost 10 years ago
@Ogie D: That is a really old one! ;^)