Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 09, 2020

In other words, what you see is what you get.

I am as loyal as a golden retriever, I work like a donkey, I eat like a lumberjack, and talk like a sailor. Love me, love my duck.

Sounds like an Alanis Morissette song.

Neither would we, Aunty! You go, girl!

You wouldn’t be you if you did and that would be a shame.

Love it! Keep on telling it like it is!

Stay like you are. Don’t change a thing! We need all the comic relief we can get right now

You bring a special part of Christmas to mind, dear Aunty: Fruitcake!

Some people get better with age. They don’t actually get better; they just manage to accept themselves and others as they are.

Blimey! The old witch described ME! :-O

This is the Aunty Acid I’ve “known” for years! IF Ged tried to change her, I would have to fly to England and discuss it with him! :-D

karlykru: I would have the seat next to you.