Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 01, 2023

Yeah, suuuuurrrre!

No you wouldn’t.

Me too!

…..always right in our own eyes.

Oh lord, it’s hard to be humble……..

I have plenty of faults and would be more than happy to share a few, Aunty!

“I got to be me….”

I own my faults. Mine are as good as anyone else’s. Better than most. As a matter of fact, I probably have some of the best faults known to man.

Aunty, you have more faults than The Right of Fire.

Don’t worry Aunty – your friends would let you know. If you had any friends.

Character quirks, not faults.

The only mistake I ever made was once thinking I had made a mistake.

Modest to a fault.

Delusional.

over-preoccupation with one’s self must not be a fault in auntie’s world…

I’m with you, Aunty. Self edification (the instruction or improvement of a person morally and intellectually) is the only way to go. Be yourself. Your *"choices" * will determine and seal your fate. My best guess at this time is that I am going to Hell.

some peoples faults make the San Andreas look like a crack in the sidewalk

I have only one fault — I won’t admit to having any faults.