Not The Sauce Of A Happy Marriage
Customer: “My wife sent me to pick up some smoked salmon that has sauce with it.”
Me: “Um… I don’t think any of the ones I carry come with a sauce.”
Customer: “Hold on.
He calls his wife, talks, and hangs up the phone.
Customer: “She said it’s here.
Me: “I don’t see any that say anything about a sauce.”
Customer: “Here, you talk to her.”
He pulls out his cell phone, dials, and puts the phone to my ear without talking to his wife.
Me: “Um… hello?”
Customer’s Wife: “Who the h*** is this?!”
Me: “I’m [My Name] from [Grocery Store]. Your husband said you were looking for a specific type of smoked salmon?”
Customer’s Wife: “Why the h*** am I talking to you?!”
Me: “I guess your husband wanted me to get some more details? Like a brand name or something?”
Customer’s Wife: “I’m hanging up now!”
She hangs up. I hand the phone back. He just sighs and walks away.
Not The Sauce Of A Happy Marriage
Customer: “My wife sent me to pick up some smoked salmon that has sauce with it.”
Me: “Um… I don’t think any of the ones I carry come with a sauce.”
Customer: “Hold on.
He calls his wife, talks, and hangs up the phone.
Customer: “She said it’s here.
Me: “I don’t see any that say anything about a sauce.”
Customer: “Here, you talk to her.”
He pulls out his cell phone, dials, and puts the phone to my ear without talking to his wife.
Me: “Um… hello?”
Customer’s Wife: “Who the h*** is this?!”
Me: “I’m [My Name] from [Grocery Store]. Your husband said you were looking for a specific type of smoked salmon?”
Customer’s Wife: “Why the h*** am I talking to you?!”
Me: “I guess your husband wanted me to get some more details? Like a brand name or something?”
Customer’s Wife: “I’m hanging up now!”
She hangs up. I hand the phone back. He just sighs and walks away.