Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 05, 2025

Good idea.

I’m in.

So what’s so hard about eat, sleep, use the bath room, and acting cantankerous?

In terms of salamander life cycle, she wants to stay a ‘nymph’.

AA must think she’s in a video game. Lower the diff level??? Puh-lease!

I, too, would like to pause adulting for a while.

It is a pendular thing Aunty, as the drinking of booze is reduced, the ease in adulting is elevated, and vise versa.

Have you googled “Cheat codes for adulting”?

Whenever did you start adulting.

If your mind is like mine and fills in blanks in text too quickly, reading it first as “adultering” snapped your attention back into focus for a more careful re-read.

I just keep away from ‘difficult’ people.

Bet you never heard of “Keep It Simple”!!!!!

No good, Aunty. If you try to stop it just rolls right over you.

That’s what adult diapers are for.