Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for December 30, 1996
Transcript:
Do you think I should wear this long dress or the little black one? They're both kind of dressy, aren't they? Not for a New Year's Eve party... Rhonda said it's black-tie, remember? Do I really have to wear the tux? Yes, you have to wear the tux... And the tie... And good shoes... And the cummerbund. Any other questions? Do we have to stay out late? My first chance in ages to greet Baby New Year, and my date is Father Time.
SHUT YOUR YAP, WANDA AND STOP BEING AN ABUSIVE HORRIBLE PERSON!! OH WAIT, YOU CANT BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO SELF-CENTERED AND STUPID TO CONSIDER YOUR HUSBAND’S FEELINGS!!!