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Dorky minivan with sticky seats... Broken crayons and doll parts in my pockets... Big flowery diaper bag... If I ever have a midlife crisis it's going to be a doozie! Stop muttering and hurry up! We're going to be late for the puppet show!
When my brother had his kid, he picked out the diaper bag instead of his wife. He picked out a diaper backpack.