“I drink therefore I am.” W. C. Fields
“Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.” W. C. Fields
“I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.” W. C. Fields
Mick & Mason Mastroianni
Parker and Hart
“I drink therefore I am.” W. C. Fields
“Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.” W. C. Fields
“I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.” W. C. Fields