“I drink therefore I am.” W. C. Fields
“Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.” W. C. Fields
“I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.” W. C. Fields
Next time, could you cool the grapes a litte?
His shell runneth over….burp
That was a quick ferment.
Red, red wine, fruit of the vine; when ya’ gonna’ let me get sober? – probably tomorrow; yer mother-in-law’s coming to visit…
Vintage Hart.
“Hit me with another, Sport!”
Mick & Mason Mastroianni
Parker and Hart
Yakety Sax over 5 years ago
“I drink therefore I am.” W. C. Fields
“Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.” W. C. Fields
“I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.” W. C. Fields
Baba27 over 5 years ago
Next time, could you cool the grapes a litte?
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
His shell runneth over….burp
1MadHat Premium Member over 5 years ago
That was a quick ferment.
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
Red, red wine, fruit of the vine; when ya’ gonna’ let me get sober? – probably tomorrow; yer mother-in-law’s coming to visit…
Kip W over 5 years ago
Vintage Hart.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Hit me with another, Sport!”