Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for December 22, 2024

He’s just a push over

“P-U-L-L *push!”*

I’m old enough to remember when they had the door switches under rubber mats at the doors, instead of motion sensors.

If you replace the pillow on the second panel of the throwaway gag with a toilet, it’s funnier.

Well, I find it funnier.

Shut up.

Now you have your construction job done. In fact, play your cards right, you will have your first construction worker.

Peter should be happy. Grog did all the work for him..

If a man sits long enough and thinks hard enough… he’s bound to come up with something. Like hemorrhoids.

That’s one way to hollow out a hill.

I’m so old I learned to push the push door and pull the pull door. I have not learned to operate the pull thingy on the bottom of restroom doors that is used to open the door.

I worked in a bank. The hours were posted next to the door. It was amusing to watch people come to the door while we were closed. Completely ignoring the sign, they would pull on the door. When it didn’t open, they would pull again. It was only after the second attempt that anyone would actually read the notice.

Illiteracy abounds in the land of BC.