bacon by Lonnie Millsap for October 19, 2022

it took me 45 minutes to pee this morning…….

This ties in nicely (?) with today’s offering in Pearls Before Swine.

My Golden Years! Thank Goodness the humor remains even if everything else is going or gone.

My name? I think it’s on my last driver’s license, from twenty years ago. Or was it the ‘If found, please return to…’ tag?

" Wait…are my teeth in?"

Soon to be followed by the musical piece, “The Dreaded Organ Recital”

Now that’s one competition I can still compete in.

It always bugs me when they talk about the elderly leaving their turn signal on. I’ve noticed no limits on the age of people that do that.

Oh yeah? Well I was looking all over for my phone while I was talking on it. I defy anyone to beat that! (I’m not proud of this, though.)