Bad Machinery by John Allison for January 03, 2020

The rising tide of Tackleford’s gentrification isn’t lifting all boats.

Is that a Vauxhall Astra?

And, just to make sure everyone’s up to speed, Shauna has resumed her story, and thus we’re in flashback mode again.

And don’t hold your phone like that, Romesh. It just looks ridiculous, no matter who does it. (On the other hand, you’ve now prevented a break-in, so that might even out the one you participated in. Maybe. I dunno how this works.)

100% off, on the pre-opening discount.

Did anyone get the number, Romesh? It’s useful.

Romesh save the day.

Lad has a future in marketing.

Takes “Always Be Closing” to another level.

I dunno, Romesh…do you think you really want them telling their friends about this, considering their course of career? What if their friends are better thieves that they are?

The quick departure (peel) of the two gentlemen raises a question: the dust seems to be flying up from the rear wheels , when almost all cars, especially small ones, are front wheel drive. How can this be?

Romesh in action. Amy has a right crew with him and Shauna.

He’s a big lad with sales ability and innate picking skill.