Bad Machinery by John Allison for October 11, 2023

If only the world were so lucky…

More likely scenario is if she experiences one moment of true happiness, she will revert to her vampire form.

Oh, she’s good.

Pure evil, of course.

…but good.

What is she saying they’re looking at her like? Hot ham?

“I’ll do anything for love, but I won’t do that.”

The face that launched a hundred Vespas.

Une femme fatale vraie.

She really puts the Capitol B in itch.

HAT!

He became a king, but lost his freedom.