Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for December 01, 2014

Awww.

So this football player at a Catholic university comes to confession after the big game to confess all the dirty plays and cheating he engaged in during the game. He gets the old, absent minded priest who has to make chalk marks on his sleeve for every sin the penitent confesses. As the confession goes on, the sleeve gets practically covered in chalk marks, but before giving the young man his penance, he asks the name of the opposing team. “Southern Methodist University” responds the young man. “Oh well”, the priest says wiping all his sleeve clean, “boys will be boys.”

Good lesson.

Ok then.

One of the hardest and most rewardful lessons i got from my parents: how to forgive and how to be forgiven

Don’t worry, Baldo, you’ve already learned this lesson.

A young woman, a junior, was talking to Mother Superior at the Catholic school about careers.

“What do you want to do with your life?” Asked Mother Superior.

“I want to be a prostitute” the young woman answered.

“WHAT!!??” Screamed the nun.

“I said I want to be a prostitute.”

Sitting back down, the old nun said, calmly; “Well, for a minute there I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant.”