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Since I do not wear a ring for you to kiss, you may instead prostrate yourselves before me as you approach.
P.S. I do not actually practice Real Estate Litigation. However, one must assume that the mysterious people who go around handing out ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʏᴇᴀʀ awards would know such things. Therefore, they must have assumed that my overall awesomeness would have applied to Real Estate Litigation if I was an actual Real Estate Litigator.
One more thing.
Since I do not wear a ring for you to kiss, you may instead prostrate yourselves before me as you approach.
P.S. I do not actually practice Real Estate Litigation. However, one must assume that the mysterious people who go around handing out ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʏᴇᴀʀ awards would know such things. Therefore, they must have assumed that my overall awesomeness would have applied to Real Estate Litigation if I was an actual Real Estate Litigator.
/s/ Mr. Fancy Pants Lawyer, Esquire