My neighbors aren’t that interesting. A few years ago I had a Mrs Kravitz who couldn’t get enough of watching me come home from work and do regular old chores.
On 6-22 Stelbel said:“The Carlisles are more than wary, they are busybodies to no end! If you want to know what’s going on around here, just check with them. They have the latest gossip, and whatever details they don’t have….don’t worry. They’ll fill in the blanks! Nice to your face, oh yes, they are….but! don’t turn your back! no one is safe from their prying eyes and long noses.I wonder how they’ll continue their snooping once Sophie goes in for her double hip replacement…..?”+++++++++Well it seems that nosey-body Marcia, “Sophie” to her hen friends, just won’t let it rest… Ah knows she’s the one that’s been snoopin’ ‘round town aksin’ questshuns about Munkey… ah don’t much trust her, espeshuly someone that wares the same color dress EVRY DAY…!!!!
IMudd said:“ducking behind fence. sliding around corner,into basement door and out of sight,onto internet,to say goodmorning,used to be easier when i was young. :-)”+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Just do what I do and keep changing costumes — easier than all that “ducking” and “sliding”…….!
I was gonna say “But we can’t see Marcia’s ring finger.” The I started wondering which finger IS the ring finger in the comics.SusanS, I did start keeping track of Ballard St people for a while. I almost did a “Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice” post when after a while we had in different comics ‘Ted and Ginger’, ‘Sandy and Neal’, and ‘Ted and Sandy’.
In light of yesterdays discovery…. it has become clear that our fine community is in dire need of municipal upgrades in order to keep pace with our growing economy, career and business development.If elected I, IMB… will donate the remainder of my personal campain funds towards the construction of a newly proposed BC County Cat Court House with adjoining athletic facility (75,000 seat stadium) and Cowbell Museum. The resulting revenues generated will be used to fuel much needed infrastructure upgrades and expansion. This in turn will provide opportunities for our younger citizens to develop skills and growth of our developing technology thereby increasing the diversity of our GDP export. Also, as a result, the influx of new tourism will provide needed regional and national exposure to our diversified attractions.
….or….
I can use mah funds fer a bigger Tiki Bar/Casino….
To: Redkeycei Repoc,Welcome to the neighborhood. I thought you might like to know that this Saturday, I have some friends dropping by who are musicians. My buddy, the irrepressible, follicle challenged, ( stand in for Laughin Larry ) guitarist from Tenacious D, Kyle Gass will be dropping by. He said good ole Jack ( Black ) might accompany him. So if you want to drop by and do a little jamming, you’re more than welcome.Mayebe rock out on a little Deth Starr with Jack, if that’s your kind of thing.Of course all of my Ballard Street friends are invited also. Rum Punch and Snickerdoodles for all !
Oh, Monkey…. so very sweet of you to offer your campaign funds in the public interest like that.
It’s a very beautiful and worthwhile project… and it would be an absolutely wonderful addition to Ballard County…I hope that your desire to fund such a an enormous undertaking out of your own pocket will bring you many additional votes in the upcoming election.
But….. Monkey, dear … um…. are you referring to personal campaign funds you have somehow accumulated from rich supporters, or from your vast dealings in foreign commerce?
Because quite frankly, except for a week or two after you return from a triumphant expedition to Turdmunkistan, piles of cash from the sale of yak meat and other goodies burning holes in your pockets, your usual condition seems to be that of someone without two bananas to rub together.
And if you mean the funds being collected for your campaign by your faithful Ballard Street volunteers….. well…I’m afraid your plans are a bit grandiose for the available campaign chest balance $16.53.Of course, we do have the 4th of July coming up, where we hope hot dog sales will net something in the range of the low three figures.
As for enlarging and updating the Tiki Bar….. well….I’m afraid the use of campaign funds for that purpose is prohibited….but after you’re Sheriff, I’m sure we’d all help paint the place.
margueritem over 12 years ago
Engaged in spying on the neighbors…
Linguist over 12 years ago
She’s checking out Monkey Blues latest escapades…er I mean his latest campaign.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
My neighbors aren’t that interesting. A few years ago I had a Mrs Kravitz who couldn’t get enough of watching me come home from work and do regular old chores.
Superfrog over 12 years ago
She could join a focus group.
x_Tech over 12 years ago
beviek Says1SS can redo that color I bet.
1This comment was pre-prepared to mess with your head
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
On 6-22 Stelbel said:“The Carlisles are more than wary, they are busybodies to no end! If you want to know what’s going on around here, just check with them. They have the latest gossip, and whatever details they don’t have….don’t worry. They’ll fill in the blanks! Nice to your face, oh yes, they are….but! don’t turn your back! no one is safe from their prying eyes and long noses.I wonder how they’ll continue their snooping once Sophie goes in for her double hip replacement…..?”+++++++++Well it seems that nosey-body Marcia, “Sophie” to her hen friends, just won’t let it rest… Ah knows she’s the one that’s been snoopin’ ‘round town aksin’ questshuns about Munkey… ah don’t much trust her, espeshuly someone that wares the same color dress EVRY DAY…!!!!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
I’m going to have to start keeping a chart…. folks on Ballard St.seem to switch names, hobbies, hair colors….maybe even dogs….and I hope not partners,at a dizzying pace.Good thing I have the hair salon so I usually know who’s beneath the newly red, blonde, or color-changing ( © X Industries Ltd ) hair. Which reminds me…. Bev (via x_Tech)…. why yes. Yes I can.
Varnes over 12 years ago
She should wear more camo….
StelBel over 12 years ago
IMudd said:“ducking behind fence. sliding around corner,into basement door and out of sight,onto internet,to say goodmorning,used to be easier when i was young. :-)”+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Just do what I do and keep changing costumes — easier than all that “ducking” and “sliding”…….!
Good morning!!
StelBel over 12 years ago
@ Redkaycei Repoc
message left for you yesterday re: mysterious parchment.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago
I was gonna say “But we can’t see Marcia’s ring finger.” The I started wondering which finger IS the ring finger in the comics.SusanS, I did start keeping track of Ballard St people for a while. I almost did a “Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice” post when after a while we had in different comics ‘Ted and Ginger’, ‘Sandy and Neal’, and ‘Ted and Sandy’.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago
BS is next to Wisteria Ln?!? . . . ☻
StelBel over 12 years ago
@ GoodQuestion
Go south on Ballard St. Wisteria Lane is the second right.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
In light of yesterdays discovery…. it has become clear that our fine community is in dire need of municipal upgrades in order to keep pace with our growing economy, career and business development.If elected I, IMB… will donate the remainder of my personal campain funds towards the construction of a newly proposed BC County Cat Court House with adjoining athletic facility (75,000 seat stadium) and Cowbell Museum. The resulting revenues generated will be used to fuel much needed infrastructure upgrades and expansion. This in turn will provide opportunities for our younger citizens to develop skills and growth of our developing technology thereby increasing the diversity of our GDP export. Also, as a result, the influx of new tourism will provide needed regional and national exposure to our diversified attractions.
….or….
I can use mah funds fer a bigger Tiki Bar/Casino….Linguist over 12 years ago
To: Redkeycei Repoc,Welcome to the neighborhood. I thought you might like to know that this Saturday, I have some friends dropping by who are musicians. My buddy, the irrepressible, follicle challenged, ( stand in for Laughin Larry ) guitarist from Tenacious D, Kyle Gass will be dropping by. He said good ole Jack ( Black ) might accompany him. So if you want to drop by and do a little jamming, you’re more than welcome.Mayebe rock out on a little Deth Starr with Jack, if that’s your kind of thing.Of course all of my Ballard Street friends are invited also. Rum Punch and Snickerdoodles for all !
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Oh, Monkey…. so very sweet of you to offer your campaign funds in the public interest like that.
It’s a very beautiful and worthwhile project… and it would be an absolutely wonderful addition to Ballard County…I hope that your desire to fund such a an enormous undertaking out of your own pocket will bring you many additional votes in the upcoming election.
But….. Monkey, dear … um…. are you referring to personal campaign funds you have somehow accumulated from rich supporters, or from your vast dealings in foreign commerce?
Because quite frankly, except for a week or two after you return from a triumphant expedition to Turdmunkistan, piles of cash from the sale of yak meat and other goodies burning holes in your pockets, your usual condition seems to be that of someone without two bananas to rub together.
And if you mean the funds being collected for your campaign by your faithful Ballard Street volunteers….. well…I’m afraid your plans are a bit grandiose for the available campaign chest balance $16.53.Of course, we do have the 4th of July coming up, where we hope hot dog sales will net something in the range of the low three figures.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
As for enlarging and updating the Tiki Bar….. well….I’m afraid the use of campaign funds for that purpose is prohibited….but after you’re Sheriff, I’m sure we’d all help paint the place.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Oh…. hello Linguist… nice evening, don’t you think?Glad to see you’re settling in…..
Tigressy over 2 years ago
Ready for a lovely island?
https://cleoandcompany.net/june-28-2022/
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 2 years ago
Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.