Mr. " Nimbles" Neely has a very twisted sense of humor.
A graduate of Ballard College of Gymnastics, Gyrations, Judo & Accounting, Nimbles went to work juggling balancing the books for Farblunget Plumbing & Motor Cycle Repair. While employed there, he learned the fine art of multiple bookkeeping and offshore banking. Rather quickly, he embezzled amassed enough money to open his own accounting firm of Neely, Down, & Prey.
Otto Farblunget wasn’t so successful. The IRS awarded him a ten year vacation in a Federal resort, thanks to Mr. Neely’s practical joke – he “accidently” gave the IRS the ‘uncooked’ books.
Tax season is upon us and this is an extremely busy time for Mr. Neely. There are many businesses in Ballard that avail themselves of his tax scams saving services..
whel ah ReCalL thet mR NEELy at wun tyme wuz datin thet _HIGGLepooter lady afore thet Beatris woman took over as hiz seckertary (an SHE wuz nown ta be rather fleXibal inner yunger yeers…) yep… ah rekaLL we had a pikshur of o’lady HiggLepooter stretchin out her hamstrings onna litepole a few years back… ah rilly wish ah cud fine thet pikshur… (mehbe bEV kin fined it)…. ah nosit maid the wimin foke jellass hear on BS….Butta die gress…Thet MR KNeely corntinuse ta promote the benna fits of FLEXABILTY with hiz employeez… ah juss gotta remined him bout filmin the innerview prosess… (he yousta postum on YouTube…. (sheeesh!!)
Coyoty – yes, very funny! Linguist and SheriF – I enjoyed your stories. Last Rose – yes, a cat pic is always welcome. In fact, I think cats would enjoy the apparatus in Mr. Feely’s office. Ooops! that was supposed to be Mr. Neely’s office.
I received this email from Mrs. H this morning:“You people stop posting pictures of me! Isn’t enough that Rose pushed me in the drink, now this! And furthermore”
Bev, I left Fireman a note to treat you to a cocktail of your choice, with a TWIST of lime or lemon, depending on what a tart, I mean, how tart you like your drinks.To say thank you for the ’naner dak and yak pak. :-D May we meet again.
Bilan almost 9 years ago
And how does she know that he’s flexible?Why does she have a big smile on her face?
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I have no idea what this is about.i should post a cat pic instead.
x_Tech almost 9 years ago
Of course, Mr Neely will be testing Frank’s confidence. But that should be no obstacle.
DennisinSeattle almost 9 years ago
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Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago
There seems to be some misunderstanding about the ad Mr. Neely placed in the “Positions Wanted” column.
Linguist almost 9 years ago
Mr. " Nimbles" Neely has a very twisted sense of humor.
A graduate of Ballard College of Gymnastics, Gyrations, Judo & Accounting, Nimbles went to work juggling balancing the books for Farblunget Plumbing & Motor Cycle Repair. While employed there, he learned the fine art of multiple bookkeeping and offshore banking. Rather quickly, he embezzled amassed enough money to open his own accounting firm of Neely, Down, & Prey.
Otto Farblunget wasn’t so successful. The IRS awarded him a ten year vacation in a Federal resort, thanks to Mr. Neely’s practical joke – he “accidently” gave the IRS the ‘uncooked’ books.
Tax season is upon us and this is an extremely busy time for Mr. Neely. There are many businesses in Ballard that avail themselves of his tax scams saving services..
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 9 years ago
whel ah ReCalL thet mR NEELy at wun tyme wuz datin thet _HIGGLepooter lady afore thet Beatris woman took over as hiz seckertary (an SHE wuz nown ta be rather fleXibal inner yunger yeers…) yep… ah rekaLL we had a pikshur of o’lady HiggLepooter stretchin out her hamstrings onna litepole a few years back… ah rilly wish ah cud fine thet pikshur… (mehbe bEV kin fined it)…. ah nosit maid the wimin foke jellass hear on BS….Butta die gress…Thet MR KNeely corntinuse ta promote the benna fits of FLEXABILTY with hiz employeez… ah juss gotta remined him bout filmin the innerview prosess… (he yousta postum on YouTube…. (sheeesh!!)
Perkycat almost 9 years ago
Coyoty – yes, very funny! Linguist and SheriF – I enjoyed your stories. Last Rose – yes, a cat pic is always welcome. In fact, I think cats would enjoy the apparatus in Mr. Feely’s office. Ooops! that was supposed to be Mr. Neely’s office.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 9 years ago
You want flexable?I got your flexable right here!
finale almost 9 years ago
Has anyone seen Susan since the Fat Tuesday celebration at the Tiki or is it still going on at a different location? I think she has my car keys!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I received this email from Mrs. H this morning:“You people stop posting pictures of me! Isn’t enough that Rose pushed me in the drink, now this! And furthermore”
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 9 years ago
OOOWWWW Mah AYES!!!!Dangyew Rose…!!!Waaaaaaay tew mutch info over hair…!!!
DennisinSeattle almost 9 years ago
Rose, good for her!
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Bev, I left Fireman a note to treat you to a cocktail of your choice, with a TWIST of lime or lemon, depending on what a tart, I mean, how tart you like your drinks.To say thank you for the ’naner dak and yak pak. :-D May we meet again.
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Good Night, Ballard Dears!!