Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 03, 2017

That’s because his feet are stuck in the sand.

High tide is in 2 hours, just sayin’

And along comes a shark – chomp chomp. (cf Sherman’s Lagoon.) Or a crab – pinch!

No, one must never forget the alum, Moe.

Nice hat.

Leo is a beach nut.

Seriously? How can he settle into the coastal culture without a banana daiquiri?

California here I come…

Yes!…. banana daks all around…..

and beach life will be peachy.

A fruity paradox.

“Goldfish shoals ♪ ♫, nibbling ♫ at my toes…

Fun fun fun… ♪

In the sun sun sun… ♫ ♪."

And why not? He’s got culture coming out the wazoo.

That hits a little too close to home to be funny!

You can tell that its not my section of beach by his lack of a raincoat.

Well, he’s settling into something, all right…

Leo is taking advantage of one of my special, mystery vacation voyages aboard my galleon The Irish Rover® that sails roundtrip from Ballard Bay to islands unknown, with beautiful beaches. crystal clear waters, gentle, caressing breezes, warm weather and tropical tranquility.

10 days and nights of exciting sailing and exotic ports for only $9,999.99 per couple ( $6,666.66 for singles ) inclusive of all meals, beverages, snacks, entertainment, and excursions included.

These Caribbean and Coastal cruises are seasonal and sell out quickly due to the limited cabins available and the popularity.

Anyone interested in future bookings, should contact my native Head of Exotic Expeditions and Entertainment Specialist, Chief Cook N. Bottlewasher. He will be happy to make all your travel dreams come true.