Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 19, 2017

Gary’s fashion sense is staggeringly goo…uh…different.

And, yes, I do feel like a burger.

And as insurance, Gary is well stocked with little blue pills, that he got at the Ballard Pharmacy and Clown Supply Emporium.

Just wait until Melveena gets home from the Ballard Banshee Banana Dak Half-day down at the Tkit. That’ll be a downer.

His choice of attire is …interesting.

Gary should be escorted to the nearest rubber room.

Gary is cosplaying an Oompa Loompa today.

Tomorrow it’ll be an Ewok.

My uniform of the day is a Hawaiian Print shirt. Its going to be (for me) hot in portland today.

Carpe Dum-Dum, Gary…

The day doesn’t want to go near him.

The irony of Gary’s daily attire is that he can walk down any street in Ballard unnoticed and unremarked. What would seem weird attire to outsiders, for citizens of our fair city, this is normal,customary costume.

Compared to some of the strange outfits some people ( who will go unmentioned ) wear around here ( you all know who you are ) Gary’s uniform of the day is pretty boring.

Who said send in the clowns?

May 25 is designated Red Nose Day for fundraising by The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.

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