Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 19, 2018

Goodness, Steve, your ears didn’t even wiggle! Are you a little tense? It’s Happy Hour, 24/7 at the Tiki, maybe you should come by for a little Happy!?

One life, Right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lXeGSZ_Lpk

The rack was too easy. I’ll bet he can’t do that to an axe.

He’s got the fever.

Not shown: the Headless Lawn Gnome, who guessed.

Everybody lock your doors, Steve is about to go ballistic…. again.

Last time the statue of General Ballard out in front of the VFW lost his left ear.

You gotta watch the quiet ones!

He shouldn’t wear yellow; it creates way too many positive vibes.

a fevered brain, not to mention an impressive grip

Anything is possible when you have inner peace.

~Master Shifu, Kung Fu Panda

Old Stevie just had a grand epiphany. He’s onto something big.

I see Dr. Feelgood has upped Steve’s meds, again…

Uh oh, looks like Chuck got him again…

I believe either Beware the Silly One (https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BewareTheSillyOnes) or Beware the Quiet One (https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BewareTheQuietOnes) applies here…

His neighbor Dennis knows. That’s the third rake this month!

I used to work in retail – I know this feeling all too well……keep smiling!