Oh! I thought Edith was the one who hung up the duck and placed the flashlights.
Embarrassed as she is by his public display of lunacy…
She’d be more embarrassed if he were to drive the car off the property.
He might get half a block, next time… before he swerves to avoid a white-tailed deer …
which might really be the Huddlesby’s mailbox… and BAM! … there goes another car.
They already pay more for insurance than some people do for cars…. and he’ll soon be un-insurable.
Who’s helping him, then?
Yesterday there was a stuffed skunk on the hood near the windshield…
The day before, a plastic deer standing like a hood ornament, and the windshield had been sprayed with water.
I bet it was Gracie, their daughter…
When I talked to her last week… you remember… when I had to tell her how to cut her own bangs cos my salon is still closed…
She told me “Daddy’s in a new phase.”
She loves her father… nonetheless, she worries about her son Markie taking after him.
Oh! I thought Edith was the one who hung up the duck and placed the flashlights.
Embarrassed as she is by his public display of lunacy…
She’d be more embarrassed if he were to drive the car off the property.
He might get half a block, next time… before he swerves to avoid a white-tailed deer …
which might really be the Huddlesby’s mailbox… and BAM! … there goes another car.
They already pay more for insurance than some people do for cars…. and he’ll soon be un-insurable.
Who’s helping him, then?
Yesterday there was a stuffed skunk on the hood near the windshield…
The day before, a plastic deer standing like a hood ornament, and the windshield had been sprayed with water.
I bet it was Gracie, their daughter…
When I talked to her last week… you remember… when I had to tell her how to cut her own bangs cos my salon is still closed…
She told me “Daddy’s in a new phase.”
She loves her father… nonetheless, she worries about her son Markie taking after him.