Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 14, 2021

Let’s hope his knots are as flawed as his thought process.

Ever the jokester, Wilson enjoys pulling his own leg.

Gee, I wonder why!

Poor Wilson. The Dr. Used a tad too much anesthetic when he pulled those Wisdom teeth. Not that Wilson possessed much wisdom to begin with. But now his brain is scrambled. He actually thinks he has hooked a big fish.

And horrors! He is crumpling his cardboard inserts! Bad Wilson!

So what is Wilson trying to remove now. His leg.

I do believe most of the wisdom went with the teeth.

Wilson: "They think they’re going to leave without me.

… Over my dead body they are."

His brain must have come out with the teeth.

I don’t even like looking at this… my imagination is too colorful.

Is that a big bandaid on his forehead, to cover his lobotomy scar?

That looks like it’s going to be a real drag.

Not the sharpest tool in the chandelier.

When I was 10 I did use a string and a door knob to pull out a tooth. Works great but it took a few moments to build up the courage to slam the door.

That’s gonna leave a mark.

Don’t try this at home, kids.

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy! ;o]

Oh, don’t worry, he’s going to drive the car himself…

Using exactly this technique.

Wilson hopes to get a reward for following the bank robbers car.

Wilson apparently had some other procedures as well. So much for volunteering for those CIA experiments.

There are easier ways to commit suicide.

Did Wilson have his judgment removed along with his wisdom teeth?

The worst part is … that’s his car.

He’s going to be waiting a while.

He tried, they left the teeth, and took the wisdom.

Is that what’s causing my problems? Dang! I wish I had known ahead of time.

Ah, Wilson just likes to have his leg pulled.

Wilson’s eye teeth are still there. So he can watch himself get torn apart.

Maybe he wants a bad leg removed?

So Jerry Van Amerongen does have a dark side…