Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 16, 2021

“… if you know what’s good for you.”

I would have to agree with Marge on this one.

I think Marge is being waaay too polite.

How about bungy jumping?

She’s taken a lot of piton on Stephen in the past. Now she finds him rappelant.

“But when I was spelunking in the crawlspace you didn’t like that either."

How does Stephen do that?

How can he balance on a spike on one foot like that?

Poor Stephen, his dream of being a lineman for Ballard county, driving on the main roads, and searching for another overload was just short circuited…

He so yearns to conquer The Attic-Horn, but he has yet to make it to the Second-Story Base-Camp because of interference from the Yeti…

Maybe Parkour?

Busted.. he was aiming to watch Mrs. Dreestenpoofer have a bath.

Stephen has listened to the Glen Campbell, “Wichita Lineman” song way to often!

Or at least take this one someplace else

Stephen appears to be balancing on a pole, but it’s likely just slack rope. Balancing on one foot on a spike is pretty impressive.

Or another place to live, because you ain’t going to be living there much longer.

Belay that.