Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 29, 2022

Norma is starting to plan hers’.

Thank heavens that Nick’s Knick Knacks and Pretzels is having a sale on lamps. Those outbursts are expensive. A few pretzels may help calm down their pets from all the breakage noises.

Each?

Stu has been stewing for quite a while.

Now who cleans the mess up in these instances? The Outburstee or the Outburster? (Norma knows…)

As far as Norma is concerned, Stu is already on borrowed time. He’s almost to his 2024 allotment.

More $$ than brain cells IMO

“Now I can get that leg lamp”, thinks Stu.

“Oh, really?”, thinks Norma, “I know just what my outburst will be…”

By the looks, that’s one too many!

Very good ! Now you have to buy a new lamp. Feel better now ?

Just one? Wait for it because Stu hasn’t even watched the new yet today.

If.. it’s Saturday, Stu has shown remarkable restraint. If it’s Sunday Stu might need to borrow an outburst or two.