Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 13, 2022

Mom would do that to keep her from snacking.

I would suggest that he give up on Tolstoy and try some Sandford instead.

The arm of that chair must be crusty by now.

Ewww. Now I know why nobody wants to visit their house.

Over the bowl, please, Gavin.

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Just about any TV show is slumber inducing.

Plan ahea

Gavin is serious about dental hygiene. It started out innocently enough, handing out toothpicks at the popcorn concession at the Ballard Rialto theater. Too bad that only fueled his obsession. Brushing in his reading chair was just the beginning. Flossing while visiting the toilet, tongue scraping while watching the Ballard High Buzzards basketball game and using his pocket curette and scaler at the Ballard Street Buffet are other infamous examples. Pastor Perkins finally put his foot down when he started preaching how to get communion wine stains off of dentures.

Don’t forget to steam clean the arm chair to get rid of the toothpaste slobber.

Boy, ain’t it the tooth!

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Be touch more sanitary had he just taken them out and put them in a glass of water.

Good plan.

That’s why I do it before getting in front of the televisions at night.

Good idea.