Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 21, 2022

Dippy

where them tik tok people

If Mr. Krinke shows up for work like that once more. Mr. Gramlerington may have to fire him. The damp has shrunk the carpet in the reception area. And his desk chair seems to have a nice overgrowth of mildew. Plus that is the sewer overflow he’s jumping into. There is an aroma.

Maybe he got tired of waiting for Clarence the Angel to stop him so he said “let’s do this,” and jumped in with that Potter contract in his briefcase.

Mr. Krinke is all wet!

It’s great to see that somebody’s finally getting an answer to that age-old Ballard St question: Just how durable are those cardboard inserts?

You know, it’s a short trip from Krinke to “kinky.” Or “krinkly.” Or “Kreskin.” It means nothing.

He imagines himself as Indiana Jones. I hope he gets his hat back.

“Nice job pointing your toes, Mr. Krinke.”

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Having failed to make a “big splash” in the business world, he’ll settle for a small splash in the Ballard drainage canal.

He’ll need a new set of cardboard inserts.

Mr. krinke is trying to abscond with bank funds…….the hard way!

At first glance it looked like poor Mr. Krinkle had just had enough.

Until i saw that smile. :)

The Hendersons pushed him.

“I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.” – Skyrim Meme

That.. is not an approved entry for a cannon ball, be darn luck to get a score of 2 out of 10.

Tourists.

I give him a 9.5. Half point loss for losing the hat.

Mr. Krinke lives by the motto, “You only live once!”.

I hope there are no rocks in his briefcase.

Cross you ankles.