Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 12, 2022

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Doris could possibly give him a hand if she would look at what’s in the back corner of the bottom shelf.

If Doris knows what’s good for her, she sneaks down to the basement when Dwight is out, and adds a little Clorox to everything in the experiments.

The thought of growing bacteria in the basement gives me the creepies.

This reminds me of what some say about those in government:

They (try to) treat us like mushrooms – Keep us in the dark and feed us a “bunch” of “manure”

At first glance, I thought Dwight had a croque mallet on his head, and Dorris had a wicket on hers.

Have an awesome week my friends.

Dorris is a stickler for clean, she buys bleach by the pallet from Ballard St. Good Foods and Stuff. Dwight’s search for bacteria at home is prettywell doomed. The other day he snuck into Gertrudes kitchen, looking.. but she routed him out with a broom.

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

There’s enough on your skin alone to keep you busy for years.

If a bacteria is big enough to be seen with that magnifying glass, RUN!

Dwight discovers how wearying it is for his home business to compete with Dow Chemical in new munitions development.

Dwight knows full well to wash his hands before having one of Doris’ cookies.