Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 14, 2023

George uses heavy equipment term to track Gloria’s dress size.

Joan Crawford has a opinion on this:

https://youtu.be/WYcxXsFQscA

Gloria surmises she is the keystone in the ache, arc, and arch of Life.

I wonder if she might also use some destruction terms soon.

Well, just knock it out and see if you like it better then. I’ll just stand over there and watch.

Gloria may be missing a few support beams.

The load bearing wall is beginning to tremble after seeing the look on Gloria…

Don’t do it, Gloria!

When she is putting on her foundation garments as well.

She’s referring to pictures of her husband hanging in the wall!

She’s beginning to show cracks in her Foundation…

She’s got bats in her Belfry…

Her stairs don’t go all the way to the attic…

Her back porch keeps expanding… without HOA permission…

She leaks…

Katy, rebar the door.

Good morning Balladeers and Miss Susan!

You may not like its look, but let it continue to bear the weight!

Better bearing than baring…

Looks like all the donuts from the Born Loser wound up on Gloria’s dress.

Gloria needs to get her stud finder and find herself a stud!

Today my loadbearing wall is structurally unsound.

Gloria is a load to bear!