Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 10, 2024

No, Stephen. There is nothing new under the sun. Only differences in execution of the task.

Unlike Henry, Stephen just glides through life completely without any power.

i dunno what this invention is …. but i feel good already.

Stephen has a propeller. What is the other guy’s means of propulsion?

Except you’re a Cessna kind of guy while Mr. Hypetoddy is a ..a..a glider? Never mind.

Looks like they’re both on final approach.

Stephen would also like to remind everyone that the red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

and another thing; he’d be more aerodynamic if his wheels were retractible

Props to you Stephan, you included the engine.

I can’t see the third landing wheel, but knowing Stephan, he’s probably a tail dragger.

Poor Stephan, air-foiled again.

Good morning Balladeers!

Both have no direction in their life. They go through their day completely rudderless.

Yours is more ornate, Stephen.

You’re the only “Propeller-Head” here, Stephen…

Stephen rediscovers that flights of fancy always rely on a wing and a prayer.

Ballard Street pant creases finally explained in the new show: Balsa Wood Pants of the Itchy and Twitchy.

He is trying mental telepathy….?

Judge Stephen is reminded of one of his cases: Sturm & Drang v. Lyft & Dragg.

Egads. They both lost their exit door replacement cover!

Never look up your “good idea” on the Internet, until you’ve tried it out or are ready to apply for a patent. It will usually be a discouraging experience.

If it’s “new to you” that’s good enough for most purposes.

Two Red Bull Flugtag entries

Pretty hilarious. If you thought it it’s been thunk.

you can tell that stephen’s pal is just winging it…

While Stephen is propelled through life by his inventions, Henry just glides through life effortlessly.