Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 14, 2024

Is it a rabbit? Is it a dog? Is it my shadow? Such a quandary.

This is why Scooter and Phideaux no longer allow Reggie to run in their pack.

His nights too. Reggie has dreams about it.

Reggie is determined to win the staring contest. He even brought a pillow this time.

Yes, I see the stain at the bottom. Cured Reggies " problem"

Looks to me like this dog won’t hunt. Had a director who used that phrase as code for “this new product is doomed to failure.” Jack was always right.

His owner, Chuck, likes watching Reggie get aggressive thinking his hunting instincts are kicking in. Of course Reggie’s nose knows it’s not a rabbit… It smells like Chuck!

And if you go chasing rabbits…And you know you’re going to fall. Tell ’em a hookah-smoking caterpillar…Has given you the callCall Alice…When she was just small

Good morning Balladeers!

Ever since Reggie watched “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”, he’s had a thing about rabbits…

Yes….it is a starring contest….he loses!

In a week or so they are gonna try a squirrel, Reggies killer instinct has to be eliminated before he can be taken out for walkies again. What he did to Martha’s pet rabbit does not bear repeating.

Reggie begins to see all things truly are connected, as he reclines on his surrealistic pillow and gazes at the Jefferson Airplane fluttering by overhead…

It’s a hard habit to break, and a hard rabbit to break.

Just in time for Easter.

BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya Happyx3!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

BUNNY!

Actually, Chuck has a string hooked behind the rabbit’s ears. Whenever Reggie starts looking bored, Chuck tugs a string (or two) to get Reggie’s attention. Chuck is such a kidder!

no problem getting the rabbit off the porch ‘cause it’s equipped with a bunny slope…