Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 26, 2024

yyyyyup (and it was 2009)

Donald prefers his supporters to not be any deeper than is intellect.

Donald is about to be supported to the loony bin.

And they’ll stick with him to the end!!!

Just wait until one of his neighbors moons him with the bent-over-gardener cut-out.

Donald might just have something there. A good idea. So much better than some of the signs I’ve seen lately.

They are supporting each other.

He’s waiting for the pully club to install the rest of his support system. When complete, the cutouts will have trays connected by cables to the beer fridge. A fresh brew will only be a few tugs away.

We can be thankful Donald never had any real kids of his own.

Don’t leave them out in the rain, Don. They’ll go from “Rapt” to “Warped”…

Donald learned that lesson…that’s why the garage is filled with replacements….

Is this a Trump joke? It should be!

Donald has a multitude of different supporters and he picks them according to the subject of the book he is reading. He also has hidden a few that he brings out when reading some adult literature.. in his backyard behind some bushes where Maude can’t see him.

Donald has a box of used clothing he bought at Goodwill to keep them well dressed.

Donald returns to his annual therapy sessions each Spring when no longer able to instantly add to his dozens of snow-person cult followers.

Good morning Balladeers!

Donnie now has SIX alleged persons “following” him on the Ballard Street Nay-Boor-Lee social media platform — yet to be confirmed by individual retinal scans, fingerprints, and other biometric confirmation points.

Facebook unplugged.

From the files of the Ballard Street U-Do-It Car Wash & Lending Library magazine rack, page 116-7, Vol. 45, Future Psychology Tomorrow Annual Deja Vu Redux magazine:

… and in a similar case, a certain Mr. D., despite professional intervention, retains traces of self-perpetuating paranoia and a god complex — traits reinforced by his ongoing compulsion to create gaggles of stalkers able to be instantly manipulated at will…

Enablers in the article were listed as the area Dry Cleaners and Lumber-Hardware Emporium.

Mr. D remains at large to this day although he reportedly has an invisible dog fence installed in the yard and has so far respected its boundaries.

Therapy continues, as does hope for a full recovery…. god complex willing.

Sometimes you do.

In case he feels the need of a crowd.

Next step will be the applause machine.

As long as they’re not athletic supporters…