Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 13, 2024

give it to the neighbors

If Glinda seems to be overjoyed about Teddy rolling in that dead critter, it’s because it’s Leon’s turn to give him a bath.

Too bad, Glinda was very fond of having Teddy lick her face.

Don’t worry, Teddy, she doesn’t mean it. She can’t resist your kissy kisses for long.

TODAY’S LIMERICK IS DEDICATED TO SheMc

There is a young wolfhound called Ted, who likes to play games with the dead. Glinda exclaimed, ,“l feel so ashamed. This isn’t the dog that l bred!”

Well, now you know where your dog’s been when he licks your face!

My new girl is a roller.

Past the expiration date. Twice!

Teddy has trouble holding his licker.

Good morning Balladeers!

well duh!… (as much as Iove dogs, I never understood why some people think that’s great… yuck! but I get it… that’s just me…)

My cat licks my face. Ouch.

Do you know where that tongue has been?

I am sure, that is not all he licks!